I've Done Nothing Wrong
By
Lady Marion Blackrose

There was a boy
Who played the field
Had a girl for every day
Said he needed time to play

Then one day he took a wife
A beautiful lady, most virginal
Made a vow to be faithful and true
Then had her maids in the men's urinal

All was fine between the two
She stayed at home, like women should
He went to work, to the pub
And played the field, as we knew he would

As he became a man
He made a silly mistake
His lovely wife found him out
Confronted her unfaithful rake

He turned to her
With casual intent
I've done nothing wrong
So shut your mouth and be content